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    MEN....... Ha ha ha!!

    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.

    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...

    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
    hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????.. ...

    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
    A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business

    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

    Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!

    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.

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    ....the word is 'male-chauvanist' but this seems to be 'female-chauvanist'...

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    rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppooooooossssssss sssssssttttttt...sorry mate

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