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    Drive With Your Wife

    A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.
    The following exchange took place.

    The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
    Officer: "You were going at least 75 speed in a 55 zone."

    Man: "No sir, I was going 65 km."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80 km/p." (The man gave his wife a
    Dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
    Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man
    Gave his wife another dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    The ! Man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

    The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
    To you this way all the time?"

    The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

  2. #2
    ouch....hehe, poor guy...lolz

  3. #3
    nice one... and a good pic at the last

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    Hey Devil & Shalin Thanks Yar

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    cheers yaar

  6. #6
    hmm lady luck bad for him...he he

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