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    leogal
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    Pay Raise (nice joke)

    The Maid asked for a pay raise.

    Madam was very upset about this and asked:

    -'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

    -Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

    The first is that I iron better than you .

    -' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?

    -'Maria: 'The Master said so.

    -'Madam: 'Oh.

    -'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

    -' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?


     


    -'Maria: 'The Master did. Madam.

    -'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

    -' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?

    -'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.


    'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE



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    Nice 1 Leogal, but I posted this same joke but in another version!!! Thanks for this version of the joke!!!

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    nice one

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    leogal
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    Thank you

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