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    krimkash
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    How would film stars answer, if they were customer care exec

    Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum
    tumhare baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care rep hain...

    Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
    Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha
    tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar
    naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere
    haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis
    manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

    Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
    Customer: I need help
    Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
    Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and
    worthless
    Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
    Customer: What!!! I need your manager
    Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi
    naachna


    Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
    Customer : How dare you speak like that
    Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna...
    haaaaaaaaa!!!

    Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
    Customer: I lost my invoice
    Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain
    miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

    Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
    Customer: hi
    Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
    Customer : I have not received my product
    Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report
    likha...

    Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo
    main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

    Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling
    aaauuuuu
    Customer: I need your manager
    Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa,
    pyarasa...rep
    hooon..

    Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
    Customer : I am not devi
    Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...



     



  2. #2
    sweety4u
    Guest
    coollllllllllllllllll

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    lolz....brainy....good sense of humour

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