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    ash2032
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    Nice One

    Chandrababuism



    You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad .



    Jayalalithaism




    You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..."







    and fall at your feet.



    Karunanidhiism



    You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ..



    Gandhism



    You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.



    Indiraism



    You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.



    Lalooism



    You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.



    Rajnikantism



    You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.



    Rajivism



    You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.



    Softwarism: (Ultimate....)



    Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

    1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)



    2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)



    3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)



    4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them

    (Framework)



    5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client


     


    the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)



    6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2



    7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem

    with accessories. (Change framework)



    8 . Redo step 4



    9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)



    10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)



    11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.



    12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from

    bulls



    13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)



    14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)



    15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk



    16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow

    rate (performance issue)



    17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.



    18. Client is happy???



    By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and

    get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!



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    shalin_99
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    The topic name is perfect... nice one

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    Yes it is a Nice One... Thanks for the share Ash!!!

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    sweety4u
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    so niceeeeeeeeeeeee

  5. #5
    coolestnapster
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    nice one...kool found

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    ash2032
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    well thanks guys

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