Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ââ‚¬ËśTo the only boy I ever lovedââ‚¬â„˘
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
You'll get your chance in court,ť said the desk sergeant.
No, no, noť, said the man. want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!
Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai, Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai..
(raste mein) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .
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