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    krimkash
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    almost a fact..havva look

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    On the first day, God created the dog and said:

    "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
    who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
    life span of twenty years."

    The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about
    only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

    So God agreed.




    On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

    "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
    this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

    The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's
    a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back
    ten like the Dog did?"

    And God agreed.




    On the third day, God created the cow and said:

    "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long
    and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
    support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a
    life span of sixty years."

    The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
    live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
    the other forty?"

    And God agreed again.





    On the fourth day, God created man and said:

    "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
    I'll give you twenty years."

    But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give
    me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
    monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes
    eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

    For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.

    For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

    And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone



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    ....LOLzZz..good one..!

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    krimkash
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    thanx

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    shalin_99
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    Nice one!!!

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