Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?"
Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."