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    leogal
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    May I know the time, please

    Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?



    Old Man: Certainly not.



    Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if

    you tell me the time?



    Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the



    time.



    Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?



    Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will



    definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will



    ask me the time.

    Young Man: Quite possible.



    Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will



    ask my name and address.



    Young Man: Quite possible.



    Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were



    just passing by and came into wish me.



    Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.



    After my courteous approach you will try to come



    again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has



    made it.?



    Young Man: Possible



    Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has



    and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty



    daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.



    Young Man: Smiles.



    Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter



    again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and
    a



    date with you.



    Young Man: Smiles



    Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start



    waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in



    love with her and propose her for marriage.



    Young Man: Smiles



    Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me



    about your love and ask for my permission.




     


    Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles



    Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my



    daughter to a person like you who does not even own a

    watch.



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    lolzzzzzzzzzz

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    good post.. ..

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    Rastha
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    Nice post!

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahaha

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    anjuz
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    Nice post

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    leogal
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    Thanks guys.......

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