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    ash2032
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    Great Sayings On Marriage

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

    David Bissonette
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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    Sacha Gui try
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    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Hemant Joshi
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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Socrates
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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Dumas
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    The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?

    Sigmund Freud
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    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

    Sam Kinison
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    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

    James Holt McGavran
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    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

    Patrick Murray
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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

    Anonymous
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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Henny Youngman
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Rodney Dangerfield
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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle
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    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    Anonymous
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    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Anonymous
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    Devil12911
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    lolz...nice 1

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    sweetshalu143
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    yeah nice ones.....

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    LOL Good Quotes!!!!!

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    shalin_99
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    good ones

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    ash2032
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    thanks guys

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