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    Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

    1.TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

    2.TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    PAPPU : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

    3.TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    4.TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...

    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    5.TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

    6.TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

    7.PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

    8.TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

    9.TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

    PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    10.TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

    11.TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


    PAPPU: A teacher

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    good one...!!!>

  3. #3
    nice ones...haha

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