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    sweety4u
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    Marketing fundas bit funny way

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
    = That's Direct Marketing =

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
    says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
    = That's Advertising =

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her, get her telephone number.
    The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
    = That's Telemarketing =

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie
    you walk up to her and pour her a drink...You open the door for her,
    pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
    "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
    = That's Public Relations =

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
    and says, "You are very rich.."
    = That's Brand Recognition =

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face
    === That's Customer Feedback !!!!! ===

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
    And she introduces you to her husband
    = That's Demand and supply gap =


     


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
    she turns her face towards you ------------ sh...sh...sh...she is your wife !
    = That's competition eating into your market share =




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    Nice One Sweety, but this is a repost, it was posted by Darani earlier

    http://www.nidokidos.org/easy-way-to...ents-t868.html

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    Devil12911
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    my first time seing it...so cool post on sweety...lolz

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    shalin_99
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    good post sweety

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