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    sweety4u
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    Good Reasons

    Three Easy Ways to Die :

    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.


    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
    friends.


    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC


    6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are
    FOUR.

    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
    life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



    8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
    Darkness.


     


    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
    ELECTRICITY BILL.



    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same
    Mistake.



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    LOLZ ... Nice short jokes sweety...lolz

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    shalin_99
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    ha ha ha ha ....... nice.... one....

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    LOL Good One......

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    good one...few r repost but nice post

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