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    SCHOOL CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH

    SCHOOL CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH



    A little boy was attending his first wedding.


     


    After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
    "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer
    so quickly.
    "How do you know that?"
    "Easy," the little boy said.
    "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said,
    4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

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    After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced
    to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."

    "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
    "Well," said the little boy, "I
    have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to
    stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."

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    A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
    service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed
    trash against
    us."

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    A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
    "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
    "Why, God tells me."
    "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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    A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
    Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
    "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

    ?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'! °º?o?º

    Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite
    Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people
    on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent..
    "The Flight to Egypt ," was his
    reply.
    Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and
    Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
    "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"


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    The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say
    prayers before eating?"
    "No sir," little Johnny replies,
    I don't have to. My mom is a good cook."


    ?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?

    This is the best one.
    A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a
    bedtime story.
    From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to
    touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek,
    then his again.
    Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
    "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
    "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
    "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
    Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better
    at it, isn't he ?"




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    Devil12911
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    hehe...funny 1s sweety...truly...da last 1s da best...lolz

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    shalin_99
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    ha ha ha ha ..... very good.... loved it....

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    ROFL!!!!! Awesome Sweety!!!!

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    nice one.....he he

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