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    sweety4u
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    Why Men Are Never Depressed..

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.! Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress:
    $5000. Tux rental: $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, all the time.


     


    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A two- week vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.



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    Re: Why Men Are Never Depressed..

    ROFL!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sweety4u
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    I don't mind if girls do it too!!! Just kidding lol

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    lolz

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    omg i have to say..this just made my day..wow this is soo true, and funny...i love ur posts...although this is my second one im reading...

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    knight
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    Very true! Sweety you probably won't have much issues with a man if you understand these already

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    Re: Why Men Are Never Depressed..

    Quote Originally Posted by jojo_patty
    ROFL!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sweety4u
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    I don't mind if girls do it too!!! Just kidding lol

    naughty mind jojo...
    and good post sweety

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    beng072488
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    nice

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    dahammail
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    Re: Why Men Are Never Depressed..

    Quote Originally Posted by sweety4u
    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.! Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress:
    $5000. Tux rental: $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A two- week vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

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    shalin_99
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    don't just quote messages

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