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    Jokes from the Net

    Horsback riding
    A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her
    might to hang on, but was thrown off.

    Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got
    caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued
    to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

    Just as she was giving up hope and
    losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.


    Porsche for sale.
    A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
    "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

    "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

    "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

    Stranded on a desert island

    A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For years and years they live there, until one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

    The brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life-- I just want to go home" ... POOF she is gone.

    The the red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" ... POOF she is gone.

    The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her "My dear what is the matter, "I wish my friends were here" ... POOF!!!

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    nice ones...

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    ha ha

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