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    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
    along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
    stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
    eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
    the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
    under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
    wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
    large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
    said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
    grass is almost a foot high."

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    u`ll find the same joke with the name "just acute joke" in the 65th page

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    LOL Nice One...

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    lolz....funny 1

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    go and see it urself... its a repost.. .sorry ... but don't mind

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    hmm repost...but no prob chill out

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