A passenger boarding a plane noticed that the pilot was blind. Astounded, he asked the pilot how he managed to pilot the plane. The pilot replied, “Oh that’s easy, all the instruments are Braille”.
“Yes, but what about the takeoff?” asked the man.
“That’s simple” replied the pilot. “The Control Tower guides me to the end of the runway. When I am ready to take off, I rev the engines as much as I can and proceed at full speed down the runway, then when I hear the passengers shout, ‘Jesus Christ’, I take off”.