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    leogal
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    English Hospitality

    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour
    group and explore the city on his own. He wanders
    around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a
    quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the
    locals, and have a pint of bitter.

    After a while, he finds himself in a very nice
    neighbourhood with big, stately residences. No pubs,
    no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public
    restrooms.

    However, he really has to go, after all those
    Guinness 's. He finds a narrow side street, with high
    walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides
    to use the wall to solve his problem.

    As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a
    London bobby, who says, "Sir, you simply cannot do
    that here, you know."

    "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but
    I really have to go, and I just can't find a public
    restroom."

    "Ah, yes," said the bobby, "just follow me". He leads
    the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which
    he opens.

    "In there," points the bobby, "whiz away sir,
    anywhere you like."

    The fellow enters and finds himself in the most
    beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass
    lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and
    huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

    Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves
    himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes
    back through the gate, he says to the bobby "That was
    really decent of you. Is that what you call English
    hospitality? "


     


    "No sir...", replied the bobby, "that is what we call
    the French Embassy."



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    coolestnapster
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    lolz funny ...gud one...he he

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    leogal
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    Thanks yaar

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    ROFL!!! Awesome....

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    leogal
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    Glad u like it jojo......

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    shalin_99
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    good one ..

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    leogal
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    Thanks shalin.........

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    beng072488
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    nice

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    leogal
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    Thanks again beng......

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