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    leogal
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    Funny Thoughts On Exercise

    I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

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    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

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    I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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    The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


     


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    I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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    The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

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    I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

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    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.



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    Nice... maybe I will do a lil' exercise

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    leogal
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    Yeah....better now then never....... : )

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    coolestnapster
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    lolz funny ones...he he

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    leogal
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    Thanks napster

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    shalin_99
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    They are good .....

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    leogal
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    Thanks yaar

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    beng072488
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    nice

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    leogal
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    Glad you like it beng.....

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