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    Munna Bhai MANTRI ban gaye!!!!!!!

    Doston hal hi me Munna bhai ko sanskriti vibhag me mantri banaya gaya hai.Unhone jab Mahabharat serial dekha to unhone BR Chopra ji ko Lamba patra likha dala.Usaki ek copy munna bhai ne " MAKSA ZONE ke doston ke liye bheji hai.. SO.....Lutf uthaiye...

    Government of India

    Ministry of Human Resources Development

    Department of Culture

    Films Division

    No./234/2007 New Delhi
    Dt. 09.03.07


    Shri. B.R.Chopra,

    Film Director,


    Ref: Your letter dt. 2.12.90 ? financing of films by
    Govt of India ? story submitted by you ?namely,
    'Mahabharat' ? objections regarding

    The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that
    the Government has examined
    your proposal for financing a film called
    'Mahabharat'. The Very High Level Committee
    constituted for this purpose has been in consultation
    with the Human Rights Commission, National Commission
    for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to
    various Ministries and State Governments, and have formed
    definitive opinions about the script.
    Their observations are as below:

    1.In the script submitted by you it was shown
    that there were two sets of cousins, namely, the
    Kauravas numbering hundred and the Pandavas numbering
    five. The Ministry of Health and
    Family Welfare has pointed out that these numbers are
    high above the norm prescribed for the families by
    them. It is pointed out that when the Government is
    spending huge amounts for promoting family planning,
    this will send wrong signals to the
    public. Therefore, it is decided that there shall be
    only three Kauravas and one Pandava.

    2.The Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs has
    raised an issue whether it is suitable to depict
    kings and emperors in this democratic age. Therefore,
    it is decided that the Kauravas shall be
    depicted as Honorable Members of Parliament ( Rajya
    Sabha) and the Pandava shall be depicted as a
    Honorable Member of Parliament (Lok Sabha)

    3.The manner of birth of Kauravas is suggestive
    of human cloning, a technology banned in India. It
    must be changed to normal birth.

    4.The National Commission for Women has
    objected that the father of
    Pandavas, one Sri Pandu, is depicted as bigamous, and
    there is only one wife for the Pandava in common.
    However, with the reduction in number of Pandavas
    this issue can be addressed.

    5.The Commission for the Physically Challenged
    has observed that the portrayal of the visually
    impaired character 'Dhritharastra' shall not be
    derogatory. Therefore it is decided that the
    character shall not be shown as visually impaired.

    6.It is felt that showing the Pandava and the
    Kauravas as gamblers will be anti-social and counter
    productive. Therefore, they should be shown to have
    engaged in horse racing. (Hon. SC has held racing not
    to be gambling)

    7.The Pandavas were shown as working with the
    King of Virat desh without receiving any salary,.
    According to the Human Rights Commission, this amounts
    to bonded labour. This must be corrected at once.

    8.In the ensuing war, the character 'Abhimanyu'
    was shown as fighting. The National Labour Commission
    has observed that, war being a hazardous industry, and
    the said character being 13 years old, it can be
    construed as a case of child labour. This must be

    9.The character 'Sri Krishna' is wearing a
    peacock feather, an offence under the Wild Life Act.
    This must not be depicted. Also, Smt Maneka Gandhi has
    refused permission for using any elephants
    or horses in the war scenes.

    10.In pursuance of the Memorandum of Ministry of
    Finance regarding austerity measures, it is informed
    that in the battlefield sequences, only ten soldiers
    will be allowed for each side.
    Also, all the characters must be shown to have
    obtained a valid license under the Arms Act.

    You are therefore requested to modify the script
    along the lines
    indicated above and resubmit it to the undersigned at
    the earliest.

    Munna Bhai


  2. #2
    truly original

  3. #3
    nice one...but tooooo long.....lolz

  4. #4
    good one...

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