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    leogal
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    Only in America

    1. Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.



    2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a
    skating rink.



    3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store to get their prescriptions while
    healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.



    4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
    and a diet coke.



    5. Only in America..... .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
    pens to the counters.



    6. Only in America..... .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



    7. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
    to talk to in the first place.



    8. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight.



    9. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.




     


    10. Only in America..... .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
    lettering.



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    shalin_99
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    nice ones....!>

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    hemasnair
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    hmm...really........... true....?

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    coolestnapster
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    9. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.

    loved this one......

    only in america
    we have more young blood in drugs then in progress.....

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    well r these really true????????

    i realyy do not know tats y i ask u...........

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