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    Fun Definitions

    DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.

    DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.

    DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

    FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster.

    FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

    FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

    GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.


    HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

    IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

    INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

    LOOK OUT!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

    OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.

    PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.

    PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.

    PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

    SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

    STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

    STOREROOM: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

    TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

    THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.

    TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

    TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

    VERBAL: able to whine in words.

    WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.

    WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge

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    nice one sweety...

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    lolz funny ones...gud

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