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    The soldier and the nun

    A soldier emerged from some trees and saw a nun walking along the road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, “Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I’ll explain why later.”

    The nun utterly confused but took pity on him and agreed. A moment later two Military Police Officers came running along and asked, “Sister, did you see a soldier running this way?” The nun replied, “Yes, he went that way.”

    After the officers disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under the nun’s skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister, but you see I don’t want to go to Iraq…”

    The nun said, “I think I can fully understand your fear.”

    The soldier added, “I hope you don’t think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!”

    The nun replied, “if you had looked a little higher, you would have known that I am not a nun but one just like you trying hard not to go to Iraq!”


     



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    again...nice 1

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    Thank you for the reply Shalin!!

    Cheers
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    cheers dude !!!!

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    nice 1 dude

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    Thanks h777 for your reply...

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    hahhahhahha
    ROFL

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    Thanks Beng....

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    so funny

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    Thank you Sweety for you reply...

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