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    Bastard

    A gorgeously attractive girl visits a psychiatrist.

    Girl: Doctor, I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a bastard.

    Psychiatrist: Well now, thatís not a nice thing to call anyone. What did he do to deserve that?

    Girl: Well, he kissed me.

    Psychiatrist: You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist kissed the girl.

    Girl: Yes!

    Psychiatrist: Well, thatís no reason to call him a bastard.

    Girl: Well, he placed his hand on my lap.

    Psychiatrist: You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist placed his hand on her lap.

    Girl: Yes!

    Psychiatrist: Well, thatís no reason to call him a bastard.

    Girl: Well, he took my clothes off.

    Psychiatrist: You mean like this.

    The psychiatrist removes her clothes.

    Girl: Yes!

    Psychiatrist: Well, thatís no reason to call him a bastard.

    Girl: But then he kissed me.

    Psychiatrist: You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist kissed the girl.

    Girl: Yes!

    Psychiatrist: But still there is no reason to call him a bastard.

    Girl: But then, he had sex with me.

    Psychiatrist: You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist had sex with the girl.

    Girl: (panting and almost breathless) Yes!


     


    Psychiatrist: Still, there is no reason to call him a bastard.

    Girl: But then, he told me he has AIDS.

    Psychiatrist: BASTARD!



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    shalin_99
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    nice one JoJo!!!

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    shalin_99
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    nice one JoJo!!!

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    Thanks Shalin for your double replies!!!

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    shalin_99
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    by mistake it was done $$$$$

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