A 75-year old wo man finally decided it was time to settle down and get married. She posted an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED! You must not beat me, you must not run around on me, and you must still be good in bed.
A few days later, the doorbell rang. She answered it to find a man in a wheelchair sitting in front of her. He had no arms and no legs."You don't seriously expect me to consider you, do you? she asked. "You have no arms.""Therefore, I can't beat you." he replied"You have no legs," she said."Therefore, no way to run around on you.""Well, are you still good in bed?" she asked.
The man grinned and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?