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    Lina
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    actual ads on a matrimony site-a laugh riot!

    >> > Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic
    grammar after reading this mail...
    >> >
    >> > - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have
    >>Famale,
    >>If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
    good
    >>education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
    welcome to
    >>my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u
    >>letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~
    >> >
    >> > i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
    state
    >>he
    >>is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
    >> > (Homework?)
    >> >
    >> > Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.
    She
    >>may
    >>never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
    entire
    >>life can run smoothly. thank you
    >> > (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
    >> >
    >> > She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd
    have
    >>one
    >>brother and one sister. She should be educated.
    >> > (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
    >> >
    >> > I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of
    life. I
    >>love
    >>to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
    am
    >>looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
    >>myself
    >>a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ......... hold
    my
    >>hand
    >>forever !!!
    >> > (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
    >> >
    >> > i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow
    i
    >>amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
    >> > (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
    >> >
    >> > My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
    Tulsi
    >>as
    >>in KSBKBT......
    >> > (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding
    too
    >>much, ain't he?)
    >> >
    >> > i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in
    house
    >>but
    >>while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
    >> > (by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
    >> >
    >> > HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
    TO
    >>LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
    MESSENGER
    >>OF
    >>GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
    BELIEVE
    >>IN
    >>GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED
    WITH
    >>ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
    >> > (all of us are loughing)
    >> >
    >> > whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
    someone
    >>bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this
    she
    >>would
    >>bde called the lady of the lamp
    >> > (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
    wants)
    >> >
    >> > i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
    love
    >>the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
    >> > (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
    >>suffering
    >>from "Ok-syndrome")
    >> >
    >> > HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE
    1
    >>CAR
    >>AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
    >> > (the "ok syndrome" again)
    >> >
    >> > iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and
    fater&mother
    >>sister complity marred
    >> > (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    >>'completely'?)
    >> >
    >> > iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
    parent.
    >>i
    >>am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
    >>kalahandi
    >>diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
    >> > (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
    >> >
    >> > my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
    >>pleaes
    >>pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
    >> > (height of desperation! J )
    >> >
    >> > Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or
    she
    >>havea
    >>frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink
    the
    >>main
    >>think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but
    iam
    >>not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam
    a
    >>good
    >>person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS
    YOUR.
    >>bye bye.
    >> > (uttama purushan)
    >> >
    >> > iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
    >> > (No comments)
    >> >
    >> > I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
    >> > (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
    >> >
    >> > hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life
    happily.i
    >>divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
    >>minded
    >>and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
    accepted
    >>...
    >> > (but credit cards not accepted..???)
    >> >
    >> > my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
    >> > (Zebra..???)
    >> >
    >> > i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me
    lot
    >>should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
    >> > (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
    >> >
    >> > to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
    >> > (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
    >>bride.
    >>I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get
    one
    >>soon.)
    >> >
    >> > i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any
    treasure.
    >>because girl is the mahalakshmi.
    >> > (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
    >> >
    >> > ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which
    not
    >>paying salary at present.
    >> > (Any takers again?)
    >> >
    >>


     



  2. #2
    saagar
    Guest
    lina reading this after
    i bhool my engilish

    lolZ
    really funny lina...

  3. #3
    Lina
    Guest
    hey saagar cheers yaar.................how r u? after a long time...............u r in forum saagar..............

  4. #4
    advicesoft
    Guest
    hehehe,,,,, solid post

  5. #5
    shalin_99
    Guest
    yup..
    really a solid post

  6. #6
    Lina
    Guest
    hey shaluuuuuuuuuu & advicesoft cheers yaar.................love u..... well advicesoft u r a new member of d forum so welcome to forum & enjoy this forum...............bye take care.

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