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    leogal
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    More santa banta jokes

    Santa: today I made a fool of water?

    Banta: how did you do that?

    Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water



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    Santa: My wife is still scared of water

    Banta: how come?

    Santa: yesterday when i went home,
    she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!



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    Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.

    Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
    now it's 1.5 ltr.


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    banta: you cheated me.

    shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.

    banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
    radio!


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    nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.

    santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!



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    Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices

    Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?

    Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair.
    Santaji, you don't look worried?

    Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.

    Sir: how come?

    Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!

    Sir: ???????????



  2. #2
    shalin_99
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    santa-banta rock......==)

  3. #3
    leogal
    Guest
    Yeah.........

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