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    A well deserved salary increase

    A maid in a Wilshire home wanted an increase. The Madam was upset about it and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?

    Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

    Madam: Who said you iron better than me?

    Maria: The Master said so.

    Madam: OK.

    Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

    Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

    Maria: The Master did.

    Madam: OK.


     


    Maria: The third reason us that I am a better lover than you.

    Madam: (Upset) Did the master say that as well?

    Maria: No Madam, the Gardner did!



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    ash2032
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    lolz very funny

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    Thanks Ash...

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    nice one JoJo

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    Thanx Shalin...

    Cheers Buddy

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    ROFL

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    really tooo funny

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    Thanks for your replies Beng and Dinesh!!!

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