A maid in a Wilshire home wanted an increase. The Madam was upset about it and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: The Master did.
Maria: The third reason us that I am a better lover than you.
Madam: (Upset) Did the master say that as well?
Maria: No Madam, the Gardner did!