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    Army orders: How they travel down

    A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS
    EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:

    "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's
    Comet will be visible in this area; an event which
    occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in
    the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain
    this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain, we will
    not be able to see anything, so assemble the men in
    the theater and I will show them films of it."

    EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO COMPANY COMMANDER:

    "By order of the Colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours,
    Halley's Comet will appear above the battalion area.
    If it rains, fall the men out in fatigues, then march
    to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take
    place, something which occurs only once every 75
    years."

    COMPANY COMMANDER TO LIEUTENANT:

    "By order of the Colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours
    tomorrow evening. The phenomenal Halley's Comet will
    appear in the theater. In case of rain in the
    battalion area, the Colonel will give another order,
    something which occurs once every 75 years."

    LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT:

    "Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the Colonel will appear in
    the theater with Halley's comet, something which
    happens every 75 years. If it rains, the Colonel will
    order the comet into the battalion area."

    SERGEANT TO SQUAD:


     


    "When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal
    75-year-old General Halley, accompanied by the
    Colonel, will drive his comet through the battalion
    area theater in fatigues." Unquote.



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