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    shalin_99
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    Contractor

    Three contractors . . . One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

    The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost 0 . . . 0 for materials, 0 for labour and 0 profit for me."

    The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for 0 . . . 0 for materials, 0 for my crew and 0 profit for me."

    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: " ,700."


     


    The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Indian explains, ",000 for you, ,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

    Guess who got the contract........................!!



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    Hey Shalin how come all the numbers you had mentioned in the joke are all 0??? Because of this I couldn't understand the joke fully.....

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    ya...

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    jojo thats the whole joke about "0"

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    yes...haily is right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haily
    jojo thats the whole joke about "0"
    Ok well then I guess it's not so funny when they can say, that they will do the construction for free rather than saying "0"

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    shalin_99
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    okay...

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    Lina
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    hey shaluuuuuuuuu.....................come on yaar its not funny...................i agree with jojo, even i didnt understand d joke...............

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    shalin_99
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    hahaha

    i also didn't understood it

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