* Ow Boss! I was praying for your long life in a temple
* I was passing by a school and they kept practicing the National Anthem for 1 hour
* I am geographically challenged and I lost my way again
* A black cat kept crossing my path
* The signal broke down at red light.
* My milkman locked me inside the house
* My body clocked malfunctioned
* I ran over a cockroach and had to admit it to the hospital.
* My clock is made in Pakistan and was running in Pakistan Standard Time.
* I saw you weren't in Office, so I went out looking for you
* In my desperation to get to work, halfway I realised that I am still in night dress, so had to go back change
* I applied Fevicol thinking it to be toothpaste. Had to visit the dentist.
* My dog dialed 100 and the police was interrogating me
* I sick thief broke into my house and stole all my clothes.
* Sniff! My grandmother died yesterday. No, no...I've three grandmothers, only two have died before.
* They were laying the road near my house...no way out
* I had to be rushed to Emergency with severe chest pain. Turned out to be gas.
* Some Communist rally near my house.
* A friend called and threatened to commit suicide. I spent the morning convincing her.
* My Dog ran away with my bike keys.
* I was covered with soap when the water supply was cut off. When I came out to investigate, people accused me of indecent exposure.