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    Jokes: Pa Won't Like It / Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

    Pa Won't Like It

    A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
    "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

    "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

    "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

    After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

    "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

    "Under the wagon."


    Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

    Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
    ''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.

    ''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''

    ''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''

    ''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!''

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    nice one...

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    nice one...

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    Hahaha Nice....

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    Thanks yaar

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    welcum my frnd..

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    nice thinking

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