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    Lina
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    Good one...........

    >The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with
    >the
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    >Pope at the Vatican.
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    >After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers,
    >'Your
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    >Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer
    >for
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    >you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church . if you
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    >change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to
    >'Give
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    >us this day our daily coffee'."
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    >The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible. The Prayer
    >is
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    >the word of the Lord, It must not be changed."
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    >Well," says the Nescafe man somewhat chastened, "We anticipated your
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    >reluctance. For this reason, and the importance of the Lord's prayer to
    >all
    >
    >catholics, we will increase our offer to $300 million. All we require
    >is
    >
    >that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily
    >bread'
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    >to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."
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    >Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, "That, my son, is
    >impossible.
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    >For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be changed."
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    >Finally, the Nescafe director says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe
    >respect
    >
    >your adherence to your faith, we realise that tradition is essential to
    >
    >your beliefs, we fully understand the importance of the word of the
    >Lord
    >
    >................but we do have one final offer. Please discuss it with
    >your
    >
    >cardinals. We will donate $500 million to the great Catholic church if
    >you
    >
    >would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily
    >bread'
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    >to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'. Please, please consider it."
    >And he
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    >leaves.
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    >The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is
    >some
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    >Good news," he announces, "and some bad news .....
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    >The good news is, he continues to a hushed assembly, ' that the Church
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    >will get $ 500 million."
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    >"And what is the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.
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    >"Sadly" says the Pope ,
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    >We would have to lose the Brittania Account!!!
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  2. #2
    shalin_99
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    hmmm....nice one lina...

  3. #3
    Lina
    Guest
    hey shaluuuuuuu cheers yaar............

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    hey lini I knew that...

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