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    unseenforce
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    MATHEMATICS

    MATHEMATICS


     


    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


    MEMORY
    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



  2. #2
    shalin_99
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    nice going...

  3. #3
    unseenforce
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    hahaha wasnt it a repost i thot ye to pakka hoga

  4. #4
    hemasnair
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    Yes Guarav shakk ki gunjayish hi nahi.......yeh tho repost hi hai........bus napster ki kami hai...!!!! Ha...ha..........

  5. #5
    shalin_99
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    Quote Originally Posted by unseenforce
    hahaha wasnt it a repost i thot ye to pakka hoga
    Yes it is a repost....but I thought that let the dude be happy....lolz

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