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    Top Rajnikant Facts Published

    * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

    * Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

    * Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

    * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

    * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    * Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

    * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

    * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

    * Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

    * Rajnikant can divide by zero.

    * Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

    * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

    * Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

    * If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.


    * Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

    * Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

    * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

    * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

    * Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    * James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    * Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

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    Re: Top Rajnikant Facts Published


    Quote Originally Posted by unseenforce
    * If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
    This is not true, because I got 838 results!!! Just Kidding LOL

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    u actually checked it jojo hahahah

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    hmmm....i got 813 results...

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