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    unseenforce
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    FUNNY SAYINGS

    1)Management Thought.

    “Intelligence is like an underwear.


    It is important that you have it,


    but not necessary that you show it........”



    2)The human brain is most outstanding thing -
    it functions 24hrs 365 days,
    right from the time u r born until u fall in love.


    3)If your dog is barking at the back door and your
    wife yelling at the frontdoor,

    who do you let in first?

    The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
    let him in!



    4)Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
    to get to married.

    He says "the wedding rings look like miniature
    handcuffs....."



    5)My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
    late for the garbage?"

    Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."



    6)My wife got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

    Then the mud fell off.


    7)My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

    That was only for the estimate.


    8 )i always hold my wife's hand. If I let go, she shops.


    9)I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
    anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"

    I told her,"How about the kitchen?"



    10)I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
    her way back to home always.



    11)When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    you can be sure of one thing :

    either the car is new or the wife.


    12)Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.



    13)When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
    why.

    When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
    wonders why.


    14)Marriage is a three-ring circus:

    --engagement ring
    ---wedding ring
    ---suffering


    15)Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
    they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier.


    16)Bachelors know more about women than married men;
    if they didn't, they'd be married too.


     



    17)A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
    expensive answers that your
    wife will give you for free.



    18 ) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
    two years.



    19)Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.



    20)Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
    that some men should be happier than others.


    21)Every man should get married some time; after all,
    happiness is not the only thing in life!!







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    leogal
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    Funny.....like it

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    Lina
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    tooooooooo goooooooood yaar.........

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    unseenforce
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    thnxxxx

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    shalin_99
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    nice ones

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    goodies

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    thnxx

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