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    Brilliant ways how grls turn guys dwn!!!


    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say i f I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

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    lolz gud one....nice one...u r gud

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