Ths supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary burst into his office and demands to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a man who works in the same department.
"What on earth did he do?" ask the boss.
"It's not what he did, it's what he said!" the secretary shrieks. "He said that my hair smelt nice!"
"And what's so wrong with him telling you that?" asks the boss.
"He's a midget!" huffs the woman.