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    sweety4u
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    Santa Sing & Shivji

    Santa Singh needed some money desperately.

    His friend Banta, tells him that if he prays to Lord Shiva in a temple,
    his

    prayers would surely be answered.

    So Santa goes to a Shiva temple. The temple had a large idol of Lord
    Shiva.

    Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his
    prayer.
    Santa : " Ho Jee ! Tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Saannoo 100
    rupayen

    chahiye. Kirpa karo ! "

    A kind priest saw Santa praying. He wanted to help Santa. But, knew that

    a
    Sikh will never accept money in charity. So he drops a 100-rupee note,
    from

    behind the idol, so that Santa would not not see him.

    After Santa had said his prayers and opened his eyes, he saw the note
    and
    was convinced that God had listened to his prayers. He takes the note
    and
    goes away.

    However he is back again next day for more money.

    Now the priest is really annoyed with Santa. The Priest decides not to
    give

    any more money. He changes the large Shiva idol to a very small idol of
    Ganpati !

    This time as Santa is convinced about the Lord's earlier help, he closes

    his eyes and walks into the sanctum. Santa bows his head, joins his
    hands
    and says his prayer.

    Santa : " Ho Jee ! Tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Ajj tho Saannoo
    sirf
    50 rupayen hee chahiye. Kirpa karo ! "


     


    After that he slowly opens his eyes, without looking at the idol in
    front,
    looks down for the money and finds none ! Quickly he closes his eyes
    once
    again and prays.

    Santa : " Ho Jee ! Tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Ajj tho Saannoo

    sirf 50 rupayen hee chahiye. Kirpa karo ! "

    He slowly raises his head and now notices the small idol of Ganpati !

    He carefully looks left and then right, and then slowly moves a bit
    forward
    near the statue. Then he whispers to the statue -
    " Puttar, Papa kitthe hai "



  2. #2
    beng072488
    Guest
    LOL

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    lolz nice one sweety

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