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    leogal
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
    his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
    which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound
    familiar!)


     


    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
    there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
    said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
    should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
    available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
    the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
    people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
    about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and
    an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
    red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
    shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"



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    unseenforce
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    awesum leogal

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    leogal
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    Thanks...what's your name unseenforce ??

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    unseenforce
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    its gaurav
    and wats urs?

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    Hahaha Good One Leogal...............

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    leogal
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    Hi gaurav, nice knowing you....i'm Veni

    Hi Jojo....what's your name?

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    shalin_99
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    don't ask me my name......OK

    nd a nice post Veni

  8. #8
    leogal
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    Hehe....dont worry....i remember you already shalin
    Cheers....

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    shalin_99
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    cheers........

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    beng072488
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    LOL
    nice thinking

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