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  1. #1
    Lina
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    funny...........

    Thought 1

    When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
    When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
    When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
    What do women want to be liberated from?

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    Thought 2


     


    The average man's life consists of :
    Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
    Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
    and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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    Thought 3

    A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
    you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
    astonished.
    He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
    the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will
    run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as
    a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
    The man asked. "Who are you?"
    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
    married?"
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    Thought 4

    Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
    father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
    They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
    father and placed some thing in his hand.
    Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the
    bride.
    The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
    divulge the secret and say something.
    So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
    life." Then he continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
    The whole audience including priest started laughing.... ...... but not the poor groom..!!



  2. #2
    shalin_99
    Guest
    nice ones.......
    and lina Jokes are always funny..........lol

  3. #3
    Lina
    Guest
    hey cheers yaar............shaluuuuuuuuu

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    cheers.........

  5. #5
    leogal
    Guest
    Nice one Lina.....

  6. #6
    Lina
    Guest
    hey cheers leogal.............

  7. #7
    unseenforce
    Guest
    su vaat che lina
    awesum

  8. #8
    beng072488
    Guest
    repost

  9. #9
    shalin_99
    Guest
    beng I think it is not a repost

  10. #10
    kv.gopal
    Guest
    Nice Jokes

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