Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer named John.
One morning on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”
The farmer then leaves to do the rounds in the field.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the rows of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, ”This is the one right here.”
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dumb blonde, the man asks, “Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to bred?”
“That’s simple. By the nail over it’s stall,” Maggie explains confidently.
Then the man asks, “What’s the nail for?”
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence says, “I guess it’s to hang your trousers on.”
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