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    Some Cool Meanings

    Cigarette:

    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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    Love affairs:

    Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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    Marriage:

    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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    Divorce:

    Future tense of marriage
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    Lecture:

    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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    Conference:

    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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    Compromise :

    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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    Tears:

    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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    Dictionary:

    A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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    Conference Room:

    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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    Ecstasy:

    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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    Classic:

    A book which people praise, but do not read.
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    Smile:

    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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    Office:

    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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    Yawn:

    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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    Etc:

    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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    Committee:

    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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    Experience :

    The name men give to their mistakes.
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    Atom Bomb:

    An invention to end all inventions.
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    Philosopher :

    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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    Diplomat:

    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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    Opportunist:

    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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    Optimist :

    A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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    Pessimist:

    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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    Miser:

    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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    Father:

    A banker provided by nature.
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    Criminal:

    A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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    Boss:

    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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    Politician:

    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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    Doctor:

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .



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