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Thread: Naughty Answers!!!

  1. #1
    leogal
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    Naughty Answers!!!

    Man comes home, finds
    his wife with his friend in bed.

    He shoots his friend and kills him.

    Wife says :

    "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

    ********************************************

    A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"

    Santa wrote back,

    " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

    ****************************************

    What is the definition of Mistress?
    Someone between the Mister and Mattress

    ***********************************

    Husband asks:

    "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
    is:

    Without
    I nformation
    F ighting
    Every-time

    Wife replies:


     


    " No,...... It means:

    W ith
    Idiot
    F or
    E ver !!!"

    *****************************************

    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

    Panic is when both are pregnant.

    ****************************************

    Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away!

    ************************************************** ********

    A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

    Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential.



  2. #2
    shalin_99
    Guest
    nice post.

  3. #3
    leogal
    Guest
    thanks shalin_99

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    ur welcome
    and by the way my name is shalin not shalin_99

  5. #5
    leogal
    Guest
    Oopps....sorry shalin

  6. #6
    shalin_99
    Guest
    its ok



    nd by the way wat is ur name?

  7. #7
    leogal
    Guest
    I'm Veni

  8. #8
    Rastha
    Guest
    Its nice Leogal

  9. #9
    leogal
    Guest
    thank you Rastha.....

  10. #10
    ash2032
    Guest
    funny ones

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