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    leogal
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    THE VALUE OF A DRINK

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
    I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
    about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
    and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
    of work and their dreams would be shattered.
    Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their
    dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
    ~ Jack Handy ~

    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
    wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
    going to feel all day.
    ~Frank Sinatra~

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    I think not.
    ~ Stephen Wright ~

    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
    we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
    get drunk and go to heaven!
    ~ Brian O'Rourke ~

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm.
    Here's how it went:

    Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


     



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    Hahaha Good One!!!!!!

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    leogal
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    Glad you like it jojo_patty....

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    amitkadmawala
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    Alcohol is the worst enemy of mankind. To save the mankind, I will eradicate this evil by drinking all the alcohol myself.

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    leogal
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    Hehe...so kind of you amit

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    leogal
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    Hehe...so kind of you amit

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    coolestnapster
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    lolz nice obne

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    shalin_99
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    nice one

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    leogal
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    Hi coolestnapster and shalin_99, glad you like it : )

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    shalin_99
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    i like only gud things

    and this one is gud...

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