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    Jasmine Surve

    Newton Law of Love

    NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

    Universal Law Of Love:

    " Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
    One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

    First Law Of Love:

    " A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
    In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
    Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
    Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

    Second Law Of Love:

    " The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
    Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
    The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
    Bank Balance. "

    Third Law Of Love:

    " The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
    To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

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    hum selina
    Apne bilkul andaz badalkar likha hai jasmine.Hame bahuth acha laga...muskurana bhi sikhathe hai aap khoob...shukriya dil se.

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    So nice Jasmine.

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