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    English signs in different Countires

    Interesing & funny...

    Cocktail lounge, Norway:
    "LADIES
    ARE REQUESTED
    NOT TO HAVE
    CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    At a Budapest zoo:
    "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
    IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,
    GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON
    DUTY."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------
    Doctors' office, Rome:
    "SPECIALIST
    IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
    "DROP
    YOUR TROUSERS HERE
    FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------


     



    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    "CUSTOMERS
    WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES
    RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    On an Indian river highway:
    "TAKE NOTICE -
    WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,
    THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    In a City restaurant:
    "OPEN
    SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
    AND WEEKENDS."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    A sign seen on an automatic
    restroom hand dryer:
    "DO NOT
    ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    In a cemetery:
    "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED
    FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY,
    BUT THEIR OWN, GRAVES."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------
    Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:
    "GUESTS ARE REQUESTED
    NOT TO SMOKE
    OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED."

    ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- ------

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    "OUR WINES
    LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

    In a Tokyo bar:
    "SPECIAL COCKTAILS
    FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

    Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    "THE FLATTENING OF
    UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE
    IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. "


    Hotel, Japan:
    "YOU ARE INVITED
    TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. "

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a
    Russian Orthodox
    monastery:
    "YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT
    THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,
    ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
    "IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
    ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE
    THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX,
    FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN,
    LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER
    FOR THIS PURPOSE."


    Hotel, Zurich:
    "BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY
    OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
    IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT
    THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."


    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
    "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"


    In the window on a Swedish furrier:
    "FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN."

    The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
    "GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

    In a Swiss mountain
    inn:
    "SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

    A laundry in Rome:
    "LADIES,
    LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE
    AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."



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    kv.gopal
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    Nice collection

  3. #3
    beng072488
    Guest
    nice thinking

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