At the end of a gruelling world tour, Michael Jackson was being chauffeured back to his ranch in a stretch limo. "You know", he squeaked to the driver, "I`ve never driven one of these, could I try it out ?". The driver could hardly refuse, so Michael settled behind the wheel, and the chauffeur climbed into the back. Excited by this new experience, Michael started to accelerate until the limo was topping 100 m.p.h., at this point he saw the flashing lights of a state trooper`s vehicle in his rear-view mirrors and dutifully pulled over. The trooper looked at Michael and stepped back, "Excuse me Sir," he said, "I`d better call this one in". The trooper radio`d headquarters: "Listen Chief, I`ve just pulled over a really important person and I`m not sure what to do." "Who is it ?" asked his chief, "not the State Governor again ?". "No, this guy is much more important," said the trooper. "More important than the Governor !" yelled the Chief, "Who the hell is it then ?" "I`m not absolutely certain," said the trooper, "but his chauffeur is Michael Jackson"