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  1. #1
    shalin_99
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    COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS

    1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
    Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
    Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

    2) Arz kiya hai :

    Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,

    Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..

    Wah.,Wah.,

    3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.

    NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

    4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
    ..?
    ...?
    ....?
    .....?
    ......?
    Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!

    5) Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
    Girl:Thanx
    Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
    G:Thanx
    B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
    G:Thanx "bhaiya"
    B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.

    6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
    Guess Why?
    Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
    'Long Journey..

    7) why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..

    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?

    ....

    ....

    SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
    i should not interfere..

    Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
    Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

    9) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?

    Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.


     


    10) Mohobbat me jene wale..
    'Khushnaseeb hote hai.'
    Mohobbat me marnewale..
    'Ajeeb hote hai.'
    Aur..Harwaqt. .
    Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..

    'Badhtameej hote hai'..Bt wait.
    Aisa apun ko lagta hai.
    Aapko kya lagta hai ?
    Jawaab deneka.
    Warna jawaab nhi denewale..

    Dimaag k marij hote hai !



  2. #2
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice shalin

  3. #3
    shalin_99
    Guest
    thnx nap

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